Tag: dating

My girlfriend, you see, has picky tastesShe’ll only eat at a few select placesI ask her to choose, but she always defers“I’ll see,” she says, leaving me in a lurch Confidently, I suggest burgers, steak, or seafoodBut she shakes her head, “Those make me toot”I relinquish control and let her decideAnd without fail, her choice…